Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our program of Montana news, arts & hand-picked music to bring you a special bulletin. Astronomers report observing several explosions of incandescent gas, occurring at regular intervals on the planet Mars. The spectroscope indicates the gas to be hydrogen and moving towards the earth with enormous velocity, "like a jet of blue flame shot from a gun."
Due to the unusual nature of this occurrence, we have arranged a live interview with the noted experts at the Montana Repertory Theatre. Tune in to MTPR Friday, Feb. 7 at 8 p.m. to get the latest updates on this breaking story.