Someone left the recording studio door unlocked this week, allowing Cook and Baker, a.k.a. The Junk Food Guys, to take full advantage. Brace yourself for a DIY, seasonal, 'artisanal,' four-course meal comprised entirely of junk food.
Tom Cook provides 'soul' junk food, with a recipe for homemade Peeps which we haven't reprinted here (you'll remember it. Same with the coffee), while Beau Baker covers the noisy end of the junk food spectrum.
Whatever the Junk Food Guys' meal lacks in nutritional density, it makes up for with a wealth of empty, weird calories - not to mention ease of "preparation."